UN News
World Gets Better at Predicting Famines, Decides That's Enough
The world has gotten really good at predicting famines, which is handy, because it's gotten really bad at preventing them.
2026-08-27
UN News
2026-07-20
UN News
Russian Attacks Have a Blast Damaging Aid Warehouses and, Oh Yeah, Killing Children
Russian drone strikes smash aid warehouses and kill kids, because war crimes are apparently a hobby now.
2026-07-02
The Guardian
Venezuelan Security Guard Emerges from Rubble After Eight Days, Asks Rescuers Not to Tell His Wife (Just in Case)
After eight days trapped under a collapsed mall, a Venezuelan security guard is rescued - but not before asking the team not to tell his wife he was alive, just in case.
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