The Hill
Pelosi Cancels Cornell Event, Proving Even Ivy League Has to Answer for Alleged Gang Rape
Pelosi pulls out of Cornell event over gang rape case, because nothing says 'accountability' like a canceled calendar invite.
2026-10-02
The Hill
2026-07-23
ScienceDaily
Study Finds That Eating Better Could Make Farming Less Terrible for Planet
Modeling shows that if everyone ate healthier and farms got smarter, we could cut emissions by 85% and reduce farmland by 6%, but someone's going to have to tell the cows.
2026-07-08
BBC Business
Weight-Loss Jabs Change Shopping Habits: Less Chocolate, More Mouthwash
Weight-loss jabs are reshaping grocery baskets: less chocolate, more mouthwash - and a £780m hit to UK food spending.
2026-07-02
Grist
Wine Drinkers Will Pay More for Climate-Resilient Booze, Study Finds (But Please Don't Move the Vineyard)
Cornell study finds wine drinkers will pay extra for grapes protected by shade cloth, heat-tolerant varieties, or a move to cooler regions - but don't you dare change the label.
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