The Guardian
Vatican's DC Exorcist Gets the Boot for Blaming UFOs on Demons
A DC exorcist gets the boot for suggesting UFOs are demons, proving that even the devil's PR team can't spin this one.
2026-06-04
The Guardian
2026-05-09
The Atlantic
Government Finally Releases Alien Files, Still No Aliens or Spaceships to Be Found
Government drops another batch of UFO files; still no spaceships, aliens, or anything that would convince a skeptical astrophysicist.
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