The Guardian
Elite Paddleboarder Becomes Uber for Shark Attack Victim During Coogee Beach Chaos
A trained surf life saver turns practice into a real-life rescue after a 3.5-metre shark decides a woman looks like a chew toy off Coogee beach.
2026-06-14
The Guardian
2026-06-06
The Guardian Europe
Man Dies After Shark Bite Off Western Australia: Shark 1, Spearfisherman 0
A 35-year-old spearfisherman loses an argument with a 4.5-metre shark off Western Australia; authorities advise avoiding the area, as if that needed saying.
2026-05-24
The Guardian
David Pocock Mulls Forming Counter-One Nation Party; Man Loses Fight With Shark Near Cairns
Senator David Pocock is in talks to form a new party to counter One Nation, while a man dies in a shark attack and climate activists block coal ships with kayaks.
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