SpaceNews
Two satellite messaging companies merge into one, rebrand with a name that sounds like a vitamin, and promise to deliver more than just 'I'm at the airport' texts.
SpaceNews
The EU's IRIS² satellite constellation just got 66 more satellites and a 47% cost hike, but hey, at least launches are still on track for 2029.
SpaceNews
Satellite startup K2 Space raises $500M, doubles valuation to $6.8B, and plans to build 100 big satellites a year - because small is so last decade.
SpaceNews
FCC votes to kick satellite operators out of more C-band for 5G and streamline licensing, because nothing says progress like slower internet from space.
SpaceNews
Swissto12 raises $70 million to build more washing machine-sized satellites, because apparently GEO is getting the tiny house treatment.
SpaceNews
FCC proposes satellite licensing assembly line to replace glacial reviews, plus a spectrum auction that might finally let SpaceX test its mobile ambitions without buying a whole phone company.
SpaceNews
Space Force spends $437 million on a satellite network that's harder to jam, because apparently someone's been trying.
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