The Guardian Europe
Barcelona Attempt Football's Fanciest Steal: Hijack Rodri Right Under Real Madrid's Nose
Barcelona tries to steal Rodri from Real Madrid, because why not add another layer of chaos to the transfer window?
2026-08-06
The Guardian Europe
2026-07-28
The Guardian Europe
Manchester City's Success Plan: Keep Rodri, Avoid 'Doing a David Moyes'
Enzo Maresca's Manchester City tenure hinges on keeping Rodri, who has just captained Spain to World Cup glory and won the Golden Ball, while Real Madrid circle.
2026-05-15
The Guardian Europe
Pep Guardiola Insists He's Staying at Man City Because He's Having 'Fucking Fun', Won't Let a Little Thing Like an Expiring Contract Ruin a Good Time
Pep Guardiola insists he's not leaving Manchester City, calling his decade in charge 'fucking fun' and suggesting he might visit Wembley 24 more times.
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