The Guardian Europe
Greenland considers culling 1,000 of the world's slowest sharks, because nothing says 'sustainable fishery' like a bounty on a species that takes 150 years to reach puberty.
ScienceDaily
Scientists discover that Greenland sharks, the longest-living vertebrates, may not be blind after all - their eyes are just fine, thank you, and might hold secrets to human longevity.
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