NYT Economy
Bombing Iran: The Gift That Keeps on Giving - to China's Rare-Earth Monopoly
The U.S. bombed Iran, used up half its stealth missiles, and now needs China's rare-earth minerals to restock - a plan that's going great.
2026-05-13
NYT Economy
2026-05-12
BBC World
Trump and Xi Prepare to Have a Very Important Meeting, Probably Decide the Future of Everything
Trump and Xi are meeting in Beijing to discuss trade, Taiwan, Iran, and who gets to feel more respected. The fate of the global economy hangs in the balance, but at least there will be a banquet.
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