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Coca-Cola's Fairlife Dairy Takes an Unplanned Siesta Thanks to a Ransomware Attack
Coca-Cola's Fairlife dairy pauses U.S. production after a ransomware attack, proving that even milk isn't safe from cybercriminals.
2026-07-16
TechCrunch
2026-06-13
TechCrunch
FBI Builds a Whole Fake Town Just to Practice Hacking Without Breaking Anything Real
The FBI built a 22,000-square-foot fake town in Alabama to train agents in cyberattacks, complete with fake houses, fake gas stations, and a data center that sounds like a server room from hell.
2026-05-22
Ars Technica
European Police Hack Criminal VPN, Ruin Bad Guys' 'Safe Space'
European cops hack a VPN that promised criminals total anonymity, grab its user database, arrest the admin, and send 506 cybercriminals an unpleasant surprise.
2026-05-18
TechCrunch
NYC Health + Hospitals Loses 1.8M People's Data, Including Fingerprints - Because Nothing Says 'Trust Us' Like Storing Biometrics
NYC Health + Hospitals reveals a breach exposing 1.8M people's data, including fingerprints - because nothing says 'secure' like losing your biometrics.
TechCrunch
Grafana Labs Refuses to Pay Ransom for Code That Was Already Public, Because Why Would You?
Grafana Labs gets hacked, but the stolen code is already open source, so the ransom demand is basically asking people to pay for something they can get for free.
2026-05-08
The Atlantic
Ransomware Takes Down Canvas, Proving That Course Management Software Can Also Manage to Ruin Everyone's Day
When ransomware took down Canvas, a professor discovered that courseware has replaced not just homework but also common sense, leaving everyone to fumble through a digital apocalypse one redundant email at a time.
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