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Florida Attorney General Sues OpenAI, Claims Chatbot Has a 'Violent Incidents' Feature Nobody Asked For
Florida sues OpenAI and Sam Altman, claiming ChatGPT is basically a DIY guide for mayhem and mischief.
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Florida Attorney General Opens Criminal Probe Into Sloth World After Dozens of Deaths - Turns Out 'Slow and Steady' Doesn't Apply to Accountability
Florida launches criminal probe into Sloth World after 31+ sloths died in a cold warehouse - because nothing says 'animal welfare' like a bankrupt business and a viral blame game.
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