The Guardian Europe
EU Leaders Find Time to Blame Everyone Except Themselves as 72 Die Near Ceuta
72 people die near Ceuta, and Europe's leaders respond by debating immigration policy like it's a reality TV competition.
2026-08-03
The Guardian Europe
2026-07-31
BBC World
Spain's Ceuta Gets a Population Boost It Didn't Ask For: 49,000 Migrants Crash the Party
Ceuta gets a 49,000-person surprise party from Morocco, making the city's population soar and Spanish officials scramble for a bouncer.
2026-06-12
The Guardian Europe
Pope Drops Mic on Migration: 'All of Us Are Migrants,' Even the Guy Who Lives in a Vatican Fortress
Pope Leo reminds everyone we're all just pilgrims with bad paperwork, while EU takes a sledgehammer to asylum rights.
2026-06-07
BBC World
US Defence Secretary Uses D-Day Speech to Complain About Migrants at the Beach
At a D-Day anniversary, Pete Hegseth compared migrants to Allied troops storming beaches - minus the liberating-from-fascism part.
2026-06-05
BBC World
Sahara Desert Reminds Everyone It's Not a Great Road Trip Destination After 49 Die of Thirst
In the Sahara, a broken-down lorry turns a festival trip into a mass tragedy, and a rescue team finds a sequel vehicle full of stranded souls.
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