The Guardian
Cyclosporiasis Outbreak May Be Slowing, Test-Maker Hopes, Because Lettuce Is Now Socially Awkward
A test-maker says the cyclosporiasis outbreak may be slowing, but with so many caveats, we're not holding our lettuce.
2026-07-31
The Guardian
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