BBC Business
Thieves Ruin 16 Tonnes of Food Meant for Needy, Prove There Is No Low They Won't Go
Thieves cut power to FareShare North East's freezer, ruining 16 tonnes of food (7,000 meals) meant for the needy. Heartbreak ensues.
2026-07-23
BBC Business
2026-05-19
The Guardian Europe
Southampton's Spy Game Costs Them Championship Playoff Spot, Four Points, and Dignity
Southampton get expelled from the Championship playoff final and docked four points for filming opponents' training sessions, proving that if you're going to spy, at least don't get caught.
2026-05-02
The Guardian Europe
Premier League Points Out It Has a Title Race While Europe's Leagues Are Basically Over
The Premier League insists it's exciting because it has a title race, while Europe's leagues are basically done - plus Championship drama, Arsenal's chance to lead, and the usual chaos.
The Good Times
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