The Verge
Apple's Smart Glasses Strategy: 'Please Don't Accuse Us of Being Creepy'
Apple's smart glasses won't be creepy, promise - they're just taking three years to ensure they don't accidentally become a surveillance tool.
2026-07-27
The Verge
2026-04-29
The Guardian
Disneyland Adds Facial Recognition, Because Nothing Says Magic Like Surveillance
Disneyland adds facial recognition to some entrances, promising convenience while privacy experts ask if you really want to be scanned at every turn.
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