UN News
WHO Warehouse in Ukraine Gets Bombed Again, Because Apparently 'Deconfliction' Is Just a Suggestion
WHO warehouses in Ukraine keep getting bombed despite sharing their locations, because apparently 'deconfliction' means 'aim here.'
2026-09-04
UN News
The Guardian Europe
Russia Drops By Ukraine Intelligence HQ Unannounced, Leaves Black Smoke and Bad Vibes
Russia drops a drone on Ukraine's intelligence HQ in Kyiv, injuring nine and disrupting a poppy seed roll breakfast. Zelenskyy promises a 'tangible response.'
2026-08-29
The Guardian Europe
Russian Drone Hits Ammo Warehouse Near Kyiv, Killing 37; Officials Blame 'Criminal Negligence'
Russia bombs an ammo warehouse that shouldn't have been there, killing 37, and Ukraine's leaders are furious about the 'criminal negligence' that made it possible.
2026-08-05
BBC World
Russia's Ballistic Missiles Do Their Annual 'Knock Knock' Routine on Kyiv, 14 Dead
Russia's latest missile soirée in Kyiv kills 14, injures 22, and sparks the usual round of mutual denial - because who needs peace when you have 'logistics hubs'?
2026-07-02
BBC World
Russia Reminds Everyone It’s Still Doing the Whole ‘Massive Strike’ Thing, Kills 13 in Kyiv
Russia launches a large-scale missile and drone attack on Kyiv, killing 13, including children, and damaging civilian infrastructure - because apparently two weeks without a major strike was too long.
2026-05-24
BBC World
Russia's Latest 'Warning' to Ukraine: Hundreds of Missiles, Dozens of Drones, and a Hypersonic Missile for Good Measure
Russia's latest 'warning' to Ukraine: hundreds of missiles, dozens of drones, and a hypersonic missile for good measure. Because nothing says 'we're not targeting civilians' like hitting schools.
2026-05-15
The Guardian
Zelenskyy Says Ukraine 'Entirely Justified' in Planning Strikes on Russian Oil and Military After Kyiv Attacks Kill 24
Zelenskyy vows retaliation against Russian oil and military targets after Kyiv attacks kill 24, while Trump says the strikes 'set back' peace efforts.
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