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Universe Still Speeding Up, Scientists Confirm, Because of Course It Is
Cosmologists confirm the universe is still accelerating, because the alternative would require rethinking everything - and nobody has time for that.
2026-08-30
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2026-08-02
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Tiny Black Holes May Be Secretly Exploding Stars Across the Milky Way
Primordial black holes might be secretly triggering white dwarf supernovae, potentially explaining galactic chemistry and giving dark matter something else to do.
2026-06-30
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Millions of Exploding Stars Could Soon Reveal Dark Energy's Secrets, If They'd Just Stop Being So Inconsistent
Scientists develop a new method to study dark energy by analyzing millions of supernovae, because the universe's secrets aren't going to reveal themselves.
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