The Guardian
Hawaii Dodges Hurricane Nolo, Mexico Gets Polo (Not the Shirt)
Hawaii dodges Hurricane Nolo while Mexico braces for Hurricane Polo, because the Pacific decided to double-book disaster this week.
2026-09-28
The Guardian
2026-09-11
The Guardian Europe
Hurricane Lowell Introduces Hawaii to the Concept of a Tornado Watch, Which Is Apparently New
Hurricane Lowell battered Niʻihau, Kauaʻi and Oʻahu with 110mph winds, triggered Hawaii's likely first-ever tornado watch, and reminded everyone that El Niño is still very much in charge.
2026-08-17
The Guardian
Lala Downgraded to Tropical Storm, Still Manages to Ruin Sunday Plans Across Hawaii
Hurricane Lala downgrades to a tropical storm, but not before leaving Hawaii with flooding, power outages, and a bake shop full of mud.
2026-08-15
BBC World
Hawaii Braces for First Direct Hurricane Hit Since 1992, Because 34 Years Was Long Enough
Hawaii prepares for a hurricane direct hit for the first time since 1992, because why not add 'hurricane dodging' to its list of extreme sports?
2026-05-24
Grist
EPA Tells Hawaii to Keep Its Dinosaur Power Plants Running, Because Nothing Says Clean Air Like 1948 Technology
EPA blocks Hawaii from retiring 1940s oil-burning power plants, citing reliability and constitutional concerns, while environmental groups cry foul over clean air.
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