Pitchfork
L7 bassist Jennifer Finch battles brain cancer; bandmates launch GoFundMe and plan farewell tour without her, because rock 'n' roll is apparently more important than, you know, actual life.
The Guardian Europe
Michael Phillips, 38, whose 0.38-inch member earned him the title of world's smallest penis, is getting enhancement surgery after crowdfunding nearly $13,000 - and politely declining a freebie from a Beverly Hills surgeon.
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