The Guardian
Florida Man Uses Paddle to Settle Debate: Who Would Win, Human or Alligator?
Florida paddleboarder uses paddle to fend off alligator attacking a swimmer, proving once again that Florida is the wildest state.
2026-08-11
The Guardian
2026-08-06
The Guardian Europe
Florida's Python Challenge Winner Snags 96 Snakes, Proving He's Really, Really Serious About Invasive Reptiles
Florida's python challenge winner bagged 96 invasive snakes, because nothing says 'conservation' like a competitive reptile hunt with a $10,000 prize.
2026-05-16
The Guardian
Florida Agrees Not to Send Giant Manta Rays Overseas, but Still Thinks You Should Be Able to Catch One for Your Aquarium
Florida wildlife officials say you can still catch a giant manta ray - just don't try to ship it overseas, because that video was really bad PR.
2026-05-01
Inside Climate News
Florida Attorney General Opens Criminal Probe Into Sloth World After Dozens of Deaths - Turns Out 'Slow and Steady' Doesn't Apply to Accountability
Florida launches criminal probe into Sloth World after 31+ sloths died in a cold warehouse - because nothing says 'animal welfare' like a bankrupt business and a viral blame game.
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