The Hill
Federal Judge Reminds America That the Fourth Amendment Still Exists, Even in a Parking Lot
An Oklahoma judge says warrantless AI camera searches may violate the Fourth Amendment, which is still a thing, apparently.
2026-10-04
The Hill
2026-09-19
TechCrunch
Surveillance Company Offers Buyouts So Employees Can Leave Before They're Asked To
Flock Safety is offering voluntary buyouts to its 1,500 employees, which is definitely about employee wellbeing and not at all about 90 cities dropping the company in a single month.
The Hill
Hawley Summons Surveillance Tech CEOs to Explain Why Your License Plate Is Everyone's Business
Sen. Josh Hawley invites surveillance tech CEOs to testify about AI license plate readers, because "Americans deserve answers" and nothing brings Congress together like invasive technology.
2026-07-11
The Verge
Flock Safety Says It's Not the One Sending Fake Cease-and-Desist Letters, Which Is Exactly What Someone Sending Fake Letters Would Say
Flock Safety says it didn't send a cease-and-desist letter to a lecture series, despite the letter being taped to their door and full of typos - because nothing says 'we love debate' like a forged legal threat.
The Good Times
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