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Ring Invents Smart Lock You Can Hand-Crank, Because Batteries Are Still a Thing
Ring's new smart lock has a hand crank for when the battery dies, because apparently hiding a key under a rock was the only competition.
2026-10-07
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ZDNet
7 Home Security Checks This Tech Writer Does Before Vacation (Because He's Seen Home Alone Too Many Times)
A tech journalist preps for Spain by turning his home into a smart, leak-detecting, router-securing fortress, because insurers and burglars are apparently his travel companions.
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