A ZDNet writer who has apparently watched both Home Alone and The Money Pit too many times has shared his pre-vacation home security routine. He's off to Spain for the 2026 solar eclipse, but first he's turning his house into a low-budget Fort Knox.

First up: smart plugs and bulbs. Because nothing says 'someone's home' like a lamp turning on at 7:05 p.m. instead of 7:00 p.m. He recommends TP-Link Tapo smart plugs and power strips, and advises against predictable scheduling. Burglars, apparently, are pattern-recognition experts.

Next, charge your camera batteries. He suggests solar panels for a permanent solution, because who wants to remember to charge things? Also, make sure your video doorbell is connected to Wi-Fi and set to send phone alerts, not just record locally.

Smart locks get a nod: set up temporary codes for neighbors or pet sitters instead of hiding a key under the mat. Yale, Eufy, and TP-Link make good ones, he says.

Water damage is the real villain here: it's three times as common as theft and fire combined. He recommends leak sensors (pucks or ultrasonic clamps) and remote shut-off valves. Insurers love denying claims, so don't give them an excuse.

Secure your router with a real password, set up a guest Wi-Fi for sitters, and consider a UPS for uninterrupted internet. Because the horror of losing Netflix while away is too much to bear.

Don't turn off the thermostat entirely; set it to 55°F/12°C to avoid frozen pipes and denied insurance claims. Insurers, as noted, are not your friends.

Slap an Apple AirTag or Chipolo Loop on your car, lawnmower, e-bike, or pet. Also on the key you give to sitters, because keys get lost.

Unplug chargers, power banks, and extension cords. Reduce fire risk and save a microscopic amount of energy. Then check all windows, doors, garage doors, sheds, and outbuildings are locked. Remember: 40% of burglaries don't involve forced entry. Don't be that statistic.