BBC Business
Trump threatens 'most crushing' economic operation against Iran and any country that helps it, while failing to specify what that means - classic.
SpaceNews
Australian satellite firm LatConnect 60 decides one continent isn't enough, plots three-hub manufacturing plan for its SWIRSAT constellation, because why build satellites in just one place when you can do it in three?
The Guardian
Trump claims progress on Iran deal as Gulf states reportedly beg him not to bomb things; Germany’s chancellor has some strong opinions about the US.
The Guardian
US sinks boats, Iran denies it, UAE gets attacked, and the world nervously watches oil prices while pretending the ceasefire might hold.
BBC World
The UAE is leaving OPEC after 58 years, citing a desire for flexibility and a clear preference for pumping oil without anyone telling it to slow down.
The Guardian
Investigation finds RSF leaders built a £17.7 million Dubai property empire while Sudan starves - because nothing says 'war crimes' like a villa near a golf course.
Phone tracking data reveals Colombian mercenaries backed by the UAE helped Sudan's RSF capture el-Fasher, with Wi-Fi network names providing the smoking gun.
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