The Verge
ABC and Disney sue the FCC for allegedly using broadcast license threats as a political cudgel, because nothing says 'free press' like a federal agency with a grudge.
BBC Business
Toy Story 5 scores franchise's best opening, proving that toys and existential dread are a winning combination.
The Guardian
Disneyland Paris is a hit with visitors but a $4.2bn money pit for its parent company after 34 years of mounting losses, bad timing, and French objections to dry park restaurants.
The Guardian
The Grammy-winning crooner behind 'Beauty and the Beast' and 'A Whole New World' takes his final bow at 75.
The Atlantic
The new Star Wars movie is a perfectly unremarkable, kid-friendly nap aid that even Martin Scorsese's alien food-truck cameo can't fully revive.
The Verge
Brendan Ballou explains how that Disney+ subscription you have may legally prevent you from suing if something goes horribly wrong at a theme park, and why the Supreme Court thinks that's perfectly fine.
TechCrunch
Disney is reportedly planning to merge its various apps into a single 'super app,' because apparently having separate apps for streaming, theme parks, and cruise lines was too much like actual organization.
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