The Atlantic
Government Finally Releases Alien Files, Still No Aliens or Spaceships to Be Found
Government drops another batch of UFO files; still no spaceships, aliens, or anything that would convince a skeptical astrophysicist.
2026-05-09
The Atlantic
2026-05-08
The Guardian
Pentagon Finally Shows Public the UFO Files It Has Been Sitting On for Decades
After decades of speculation, the Pentagon drops 162 files about UFOs - mostly eyewitness accounts of orange blobs and vanishing lights, plus a whole lot of nothing conclusive.
The Good Times
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