TechCrunch
Cursor Is Now Officially SpaceX's Little AI Codemonkey
AI coding startup Cursor is now officially part of SpaceX, gaining access to the world's largest GPU fleet - and a lawsuit over gas turbine pollution.
2026-08-15
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2026-06-24
TechCrunch
VCs Admit They Have No Idea What They're Doing, But That's Never Stopped Them Before
Two venture capitalists sit in a sunny room and explain why AI valuations make no sense, chickens are the future of drug manufacturing, and LA might finally have an edge over San Francisco (it's taste, not compute).
2026-06-16
BBC Business
SpaceX Blasts Past Amazon to Become Fifth Most Valuable Company, Because Apparently Rockets Are the New E-Commerce
SpaceX surpasses Amazon in market value after a record IPO and a $60 billion AI acquisition, despite losing $4.3 billion last quarter.
The Verge
SpaceX Decides $60 Billion Is a Reasonable Price for a Coding Tool It Could Have Just Hired Some Engineers to Build
SpaceX drops $60 billion on a coding tool after its IPO, because buying a startup for the price of a small country is apparently easier than fixing xAI's product.
2026-04-22
SpaceX Offers to Buy Cursor for $60 Billion, or Just Pay $10 Billion for the Chat
Elon Musk's SpaceX puts down a $60 billion option, or a $10 billion 'collaboration fee,' on an AI coding startup in a deal that makes corporate courtship look like a high-stakes game of 'deal or no…
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