The Guardian
AI datacentre firm Firmus discovers that a $44bn valuation built on unbuilt sites and wishful thinking may not survive contact with actual investors.
BBC Business
Chinese robot maker Unitree's stock soars 600% in IPO, proving that humans are still willing to invest in their own obsolescence, one humanoid at a time.
TechCrunch
Fusion startup CFS hires Moderna's ex-CFO, hints at IPO in 2-3 years as it races to commercialize fusion power amid AI-driven energy demand.
TechCrunch
Nuclear startup Deep Fission tries going public again, this time on Nasdaq, despite still not having a working reactor and now losing money faster than a drill bit through soft rock.
TechCrunch
xAI turns its giant Tennessee compute center into a rental property for Anthropic, because apparently training your own AI is overrated when you can just be a GPU landlord before SpaceX's IPO.
TechCrunch
AI chip maker Cerebras, after a previous failed attempt, files to go public following huge funding rounds and a boastful claim of stealing business from Nvidia.
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