The Guardian
Church Says 'Equitable' Means $641K Max for Rape Survivors, Survivors Beg to Differ
New Orleans archdiocese's bankruptcy settlement caps abuse payouts at $641K, a sum that feels less like justice and more like a clerical error.
2026-08-28
The Guardian
2026-07-15
The Verge
Lucid Denies Bankruptcy Rumors, But the EV Sector Is Already Having a Panic Attack
Lucid denies bankruptcy rumors, but the EV sector is already panicking as stock prices plunge and the future looks less electric.
2026-07-14
TechCrunch
Lucid Motors Insists It's Not Going Bankrupt, Despite Stock Doing Its Best Impression
Lucid Motors denies bankruptcy rumors after stock tanks 50%, insists it has enough cash to survive, and blames everything on an overactive rumor mill.
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