UN News
Small Island Nations Ask UN to Notice the Water Is, In Fact, Rising
Island nations tell the UN that rising seas are redrawing their borders while global military spending keeps getting the funding that climate finance apparently can't.
2026-09-26
UN News
2026-09-23
The Guardian
Australia Pledges $60m to Ukraine, Because Apparently Being Nice Still Costs Money
Australia throws another $60m at Ukraine, because apparently freedom isn't free - it's just heavily subsidized by embarrassed world leaders.
2026-07-27
BBC World
Netanyahu Has a Few Words for NYC Mayor Who Can't Actually Arrest Him
Netanyahu plans to attend the UN General Assembly in NYC despite Mayor Mamdani's now-walked-back arrest threat, leading to accusations of hate-mongering.
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