The Guardian
Tim Westwood Faces Two More Historical Sex Charges, Bringing Total to 18
Tim Westwood, already facing 15 charges, now has two more historical sex offence charges because the past apparently has excellent recall.
2026-09-22
The Guardian
2026-07-23
The Guardian
Scottish Cop Was Actually a Serial Rapist for 14 Years; Colleagues 'Didn't Notice'
Police Scotland discovers one of its own was a serial rapist for 14 years - because apparently, nothing says 'trustworthy' like a badge and a blind eye.
2026-07-07
The Guardian
Democrats Flee Senate Candidate Like He’s a Burning Building After Sexual Assault Allegation
Democrats flee Senate candidate like he's a burning building after sexual assault allegation, with endorsements vanishing faster than a politician's integrity.
2026-06-09
The Guardian
French Pop Icon Patrick Bruel's Tour Pivot: From Concerts to Police Questioning
French pop star Patrick Bruel swaps concert halls for police stations as two new rape complaints join a growing pile of allegations, with 13 victims now under investigation.
2026-05-28
The Guardian
Texas Priest's Trial Reveals He Had a Child With a Congregant, Because of Course He Did
A Texas priest's trial reveals he fathered a child with a congregant, because spiritual direction apparently means something different to him.
2026-05-14
The Guardian
Bristol Grooming Trial: Judge Says You Can Know It's Happening, Just Not Any of the Details
Six men go on trial for grooming and assaulting teenage girls, but a judge has banned reporting of full details, citing witness contamination fears - leaving the public with a headline and little else.
2026-04-28
The Guardian
Nathan Chasing Horse Gets Life Sentence for Using 'Medicine Man' Status as a Hunting License
Former 'Dances With Wolves' actor Nathan Chasing Horse gets life in prison for using his Lakota medicine man status to sexually assault Indigenous women and girls, including a 14-year-old - because apparently, 'spiritual leader' doesn't mean 'get…
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