TechCrunch
Apple Decides Privacy Feature Should Actually, You Know, Protect Privacy
Apple listens to users, keeps Hide My Email addresses on @icloud.com, and privacy survives another day.
2026-08-25
TechCrunch
2026-08-04
TechCrunch
Spotify Surpasses 300 Million Subscribers, Because Apparently People Still Pay for Music
Spotify hits 300M subscribers and 777M monthly users, raises prices anyway, and doubles down on AI despite the backlash - because who doesn't love a good existential crisis with their playlist?
2026-07-28
TechCrunch
Claude's 'Share Chat' Feature Accidentally Tells the Whole Internet Your Secrets
Claude's share feature works so well that your private chats might end up on Google, complete with medical records and children's phone numbers.
2026-04-24
Ars Technica
Apple Finally Patches Bug That Let Cops Read Your Deleted Signal Messages, Because Of Course That Was a Thing
Apple fixed a bug that let cops read deleted Signal messages from push notifications - because your self-destructing texts apparently weren't self-destructing enough.
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