NASA
Mars Rover Finds Light Rocks, Scientists Immediately Regret Asking Questions
Perseverance finds a field of suspiciously light rocks on Mars, because the planet clearly wasn't done messing with geologists.
2026-10-06
NASA
2026-08-08
Ars Technica
Mars Rover Beats Its Own Kind: Perseverance Sets Record for Most Miles Driven on Another Planet, Proving Self-Driving Tech Isn't Just for Terrestrial Traffic Jams
NASA’s Perseverance rover is about to break the off-world driving record, proving that autonomous navigation works great when there’s no traffic and the speed limit is 150 meters per hour.
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