The Guardian
Supreme Court to Trump DOJ: No, You Can't Just Set Aside 20,000 California Ballots
Supreme Court rejects Trump DOJ's emergency bid to set aside 20,000 California ballots, because apparently the Constitution still exists.
2026-11-03
The Guardian
2026-10-15
The Guardian
Trump Rallies Voters, Lies About a Senate Candidate, and Accepts a Free Plane Because 'When You're Giving Gifts, You Take Them, Right?'
Trump campaigns on a Qatari-gifted jet, invents a Muslim Brotherhood membership for a Senate candidate, and the White House press secretary explains that 'I moved to China' was just a hearing issue.
2026-08-28
The Guardian
Detroit Despairs as Trump's Canada Trade War Punishes the City That Actually Needs Its Neighbor
Trump's 50% tariffs on Canadian goods have Detroit and Windsor in a tizzy, with locals calling it 'insanity' and hoping the midterms save them from a trade war that's more annoyance list than strategy.
2026-08-20
The Guardian Europe
Corporate Democrats Finally Getting the Bill for Decades of Bad Decisions
Progressive wins expose corporate Democrats' decline, as voters finally catch on that the party's cash-driven agenda isn't working for them.
2026-08-11
The Guardian
Democrats Stage Another Internecine Squabble in Wisconsin and Minnesota Primaries, Because Why Not
Democrats continue their favorite hobby - fighting each other - in Wisconsin and Minnesota primaries, while Trump does Trump things and South Carolina rushes to replace a senator.
2026-08-05
The Guardian
Michigan's Abdul El-Sayed Beats $70M Machine, Declares 'Power of Our Money' Wins
Abdul El-Sayed beats $70M in outside spending to win Michigan's Dem Senate primary, proving that even a machine can't buy a primary - but the general election ads are just getting started.
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