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UN Human Rights Chief Tells Sudan's Warring Factions: 'Enough, Already'
Volker Türk calls for ceasefire in Sudan's fourth year of war, as drones turn weddings and hospitals into targets, and hospitals crumble. UN asks nicely, again.
2026-09-07
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2026-08-13
UN News
Turkey's New Child Detention Law: Because Rehabilitation Was Working Too Well
Turkey's new law locks up kids in closed facilities and allows life sentences, because rehabilitation is so last century.
2026-08-06
UN News
Iran's Execution Machine Humming Along Nicely, Thanks for Asking
Iran's death penalty is on a roll, with the UN asking 'please stop' - but the executions continue, because fear is the new black.
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