BBC Business
Meta's Business Is Booming, Which Is Convenient Because Its Reputation Is on Fire
Meta's reputation is in the toilet, but its business is flush - proving that scandals are just spicy content for the shareholder meeting.
2026-10-09
BBC Business
2026-10-07
TechCrunch
Meta's Muse Hits iPad in One Month, a Feat Instagram Needed 15 Years to Achieve
Meta's Muse assistant now has an iPad app one month after its iPhone debut - a speed run Instagram needed 15 years to match, and 6.6 million installs to celebrate.
2026-09-28
TechCrunch
Meta Unveils AI Agent Muse, Asks Users to Trust the Company Whose Business Model Is Selling Their Data
Meta's new AI agent Muse wants to manage your finances and your life, which would be great if Meta's entire business model weren't monetizing your personal data.
2026-09-26
TechCrunch
Meta Connect Was Just a Bunch of People Wearing Glasses, Which Is Apparently the Future
Meta Connect was wall-to-wall smart glasses, including a camera-free pair and $150 hearing aids, because nothing says 'future' like talking to your sunglasses in public.
2026-09-21
TechCrunch
Meta's Muse Out-Downloads ChatGPT's Early Days, Because of Course It Does
Meta's Muse app out-downloaded ChatGPT in its first 12 days, because nothing says innovation like leveraging a built-in audience of billions.
2026-09-20
The Verge
Meta's Muse AI Is Creepy, But Only Because It Has No Idea What It's Talking About
Meta's Muse AI assistant is creepy, but not because it's spying on you - it's because it can't explain how it works.
2026-09-04
The Verge
Lexar's Muse SSD Is So Thin It Had to Sacrifice a USB-C Port, Because of Course
Lexar's new ultra-slim SSD is so thin it ditches USB-C for a proprietary magnetic cable, because who needs standards when you have thinness?
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