TechCrunch
Amazon Clones TypeSafe's Jev Because Apparently One Decision Model Wasn't Enough
Amazon's new open-source decision model, Strands Decider 2B, joins a growing pile of Jev clones - because why innovate when you can just clone?
2026-10-01
TechCrunch
2026-07-28
TechCrunch
Recursive Superintelligence Signs $410 Million Compute Deal with Amazon, Probably to Run a Really Cool Screensaver
Recursive Superintelligence drops $410 million on AWS compute, betting big on self-improving AI that promises actual products by October - because why hire people when you can just rent servers?
2026-06-30
TechCrunch
Amazon Drops $1 Billion on AI Help Desk, Joining the 'We'll Send Someone Over' Club
AWS is spending a billion of its own dollars to embed engineers in client companies, because apparently AI is still too hard to set up without a babysitter.
2026-05-08
The Verge
Microsoft Executives Feared OpenAI Would Ditch Azure for Amazon, Internal Emails Reveal
Court documents reveal Microsoft execs feared OpenAI would ditch Azure for Amazon and 'shit-talk' them on the way out - a fear that, seven years and $1 billion later, appears to be coming true.
2026-04-28
Ars Technica
OpenAI and Microsoft Amicably Decide to See Other Cloud Providers
OpenAI and Microsoft downgrade from exclusive relationship to 'it's complicated,' letting OpenAI play the field with other cloud providers like Amazon.
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