ScienceDaily
Stars keep getting nibbled by supermassive black holes and surviving, and now scientists think they know why - it's all about how fast they're spinning before the cosmic munching begins.
The Guardian Europe
Astronomers discover a black hole wearing a star's clothing, and it's 30 billion light-years away - so don't worry, your day is still normal.
ScienceDaily
A dormant supermassive black hole, caught snacking on a star, turns out to be a cosmic wanderer far from its galactic home - proving that even black holes need a change of scenery.
ScienceDaily
New XRISM data shows supermassive black holes are blowing away galaxies' star-forming gas, solving a cosmic mystery with a touch of cindicity.
NASA
Hubble captures a lenticular galaxy that partied too hard half a billion years ago and is now too shocked to make new stars, thanks to its supermassive black hole acting as a cosmic bouncer.
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