The Guardian Europe
Tesla's New Feature: Remote Harassment, Straight From Your Abuser's Phone
A Sydney woman's Tesla becomes a remote-controlled tool of abuse by her ex, proving that even your car can be weaponized against you.
2026-09-09
The Guardian Europe
2026-09-03
The Guardian
Father Tells Daughter's Killer He Hopes Her Screams Haunt Him Forever; Court Applauds, Sort Of
A father's courtroom message to his daughter's killer is both heartbreaking and a touch ominous, as he hopes her screams haunt him forever.
2026-08-23
The Guardian
Warrant Issued for Mental Health Advocate Wanted Over Husband's Sharp-Object Demise
A mental health advocate is wanted for allegedly killing her police officer husband with a sharp object, while the city keeps the pond closed and everyone pretends the irony isn't deafening.
2026-05-11
The Guardian
Alleged Triple Murderer Found Dead Next to Abandoned Ute, Providing Closure Nobody Was Asking For
A decomposed body found near an abandoned ute in New South Wales is believed to be the alleged triple murderer who was on bail for domestic violence, because the justice system clearly had this handled.
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