ScienceDaily
Study Finds Wildlife Noticed Humans Even Before We Paved Everything Over
Wildlife reacts not just to our concrete jungles but to our mere presence, according to a pandemic-era GPS study that tracked 4,581 animals.
2026-08-29
ScienceDaily
2026-08-22
Ars Technica
Study Induces Hibernation in Mice, Erases Half Their Synapses, and They're Totally Fine, Thanks
Scientists put mice into artificial hibernation, wiped out over half their synapses, and the mice just shrugged and kept their memories - because why not?
2026-06-13
ScienceDaily
Stanford Scientists Find Way to Regrow Cartilage; Knees Everywhere Breathe Collective Sigh of Relief
Stanford scientists discover that blocking an age-related protein can regrow knee cartilage in mice and human tissue, potentially reducing the need for joint replacements - and making stairs slightly less terrifying.
2026-04-24
Ars Technica
Ancient Octopus Was Basically the Cthulhu of the Cretaceous, Scientists Determine
A 19-meter, beak-crushing, asymmetrically-wearing octopus suggests the Cretaceous oceans were way more interesting - and terrifying - than we gave them credit for.
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