The Guardian Europe
Hull City 0-0 Aston Villa: Neither Team Bothers to Score, Premier League Unfazed
Hull and Villa play a football match where the only score is boredom, with Hull climbing to second and Villa escaping relegation - for now.
2026-09-05
The Guardian Europe
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