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Senate Votes to Ban Its Own Stock Trades, Because Nothing Says 'Drain the Swamp' Like a Wednesday Afternoon
Senate votes on stock trading ban, court hears tariff case, Hegseth cuts generals, and AI goes rogue - all in one Wednesday.
2026-09-30
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