TechCrunch
OpenAI Loses Another Executive, Proving That Even AI Can't Retain Staff
OpenAI's revolving door of executives spins again as its data center chief bolts, leaving the company to reassure everyone that it's all part of the plan.
2026-08-26
TechCrunch
2026-08-13
TechCrunch
OpenAI Replaces Revenue Chief After Nine Months, Because Why Not
OpenAI swaps revenue chiefs faster than you can say 'AGI,' hires a guy from a $32 billion acquisition, and hopes nobody notices the missing revenue goals.
2026-08-11
The Verge
Another OpenAI Executive Beams Up to 'Something New,' Leaving the Rest of Us to Guess
OpenAI's Brad Lightcap exits for 'something new,' joining a parade of execs fleeing the AI lab as it prepares for IPO and cuts 'side quests.'
2026-04-28
The Atlantic
OpenAI Copies Anthropic’s Homework, Changes Just Enough to Not Look Suspicious
OpenAI keeps copying Anthropic's homework, from safety documents to business models, proving that even in the AI race, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery - and desperation.
Ars Technica
OpenAI and Microsoft Amicably Decide to See Other Cloud Providers
OpenAI and Microsoft downgrade from exclusive relationship to 'it's complicated,' letting OpenAI play the field with other cloud providers like Amazon.
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