Celebrity blogger Perez Hilton has been hospitalised after livestreaming footage of himself self-harming on TikTok, in what can only be described as a deeply concerning turn of events that also somehow involves the internet's favourite pastime: broadcasting one's darkest moments to strangers.

Emergency services were seen outside Hilton's home in Miami on Tuesday night after concerned members of the public reported seeing Hilton harm himself in a graphic video streamed live on TikTok. Hilton's TikTok account was suspended minutes later, presumably once the platform's moderation team realised that 'graphic self-harm' is not the kind of content that drives engagement in a positive way.

The Miami-Dade sheriff's office, in a statement to media on Tuesday, did not name Hilton but confirmed they were attending a scene after receiving reports from the public about a man 'livestreaming acts of self-harm on social media.' Outside the house they met with members of his family and chose to 'tactically disengage' while monitoring the situation, which is law enforcement speak for 'we decided not to storm the house and make things worse.'

'In many incidents involving a person experiencing a mental health crisis or actively harming themselves, deputies prioritize de-escalation by creating time, distance, and opportunities for communication,' the Miami-Dade sheriff's office said. 'Unless there is an immediate threat to others, slowing the situation and utilizing crisis intervention techniques can reduce the likelihood of a suicide-by-cop encounter and minimize the risk of injury to the individual, deputies and the public.'

So, a refreshingly sensible approach from law enforcement, who apparently understand that showing up with guns blazing is not the ideal way to handle someone in crisis. The man was alone in his home during the time of the live stream, deputies confirmed, which is both a relief and a tragedy.

Later on Tuesday, the Miami-Dade sheriff's office said that the unnamed man had been 'safely recovered and transported by Miami-Dade Fire Rescue to a local hospital, where he is receiving medical attention.' So, at least there's a somewhat happy ending to this particular episode of 'The Internet Ruins Lives'.

Hilton's managers, Dante Rusciolelli and Rebekah Kochan, told TMZ in a joint statement that they were 'aware of the concerning content circulating online involving our client, Perez Hilton.' 'At this time, we have not been able to make direct contact with him, despite our ongoing efforts to reach him,' they said. 'Our primary concern is Perez's health and well-being, as well as the well-being of his family. Until we have confirmed information, we will not speculate or comment further. We appreciate everyone's concern and ask that his privacy be respected during this time.'

Hilton, whose real name is Mario Armando Lavandeira Jr, rose to fame in the mid-2000s for his caustic celebrity commentary on his self-titled blog. While it was hugely popular for a time, its popularity eventually declined and Hilton moved his career into reality television and podcasting. In June he announced he had moved with his three young children from Las Vegas to Miami. Because nothing says 'fresh start' like moving to a new city and then livestreaming a mental health crisis for the world to see.