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Aug 21
Oura Sued for Allegedly Selling Sleep Tracking That's a Coin Flip Away From Being a Magic 8-Ball
Aug 21
Swedish School Day Takes a Turn for the Swords: Several Injured, One Man Arrested
Aug 21
Rugby's Brain Injury Lawsuits Get Green Light, Despite Lawyers' Epic Document Drop
Aug 21
COSMOSIS: The Space Governance Framework That Wants to Add Some Structure to Washington's Chaos
Aug 21
Jamie and Jools Oliver Pay Themselves £1.7m Dividend as Profits Nearly Halve - Still, Someone's Got to Buy the Truffle Oil
Aug 21
Sprinting for 3 Minutes Outperforms 90 Minutes of Exercise in Molecular Showdown
Aug 21
Golden Dome General Brings Missile Defense Roadshow to North Dakota, Funding Questions Loom
Aug 21
Proposed London Datacentre to Have Carbon Footprint of 27,000 Flights to New York, Because Cloud Computing Is Apparently a Contact Sport
Aug 21
UN Warns South Sudan's First Elections Could Come With a Side of Atrocity Crimes
Aug 21
Premier League Silly Season: Arsenal Splash £51m, Liverpool's Squad Is 'Quite Thin', and Hull Are 'Gone, Man'
Aug 21
Teen's FarmFlow App Promises to Save Farmers From the Dreaded Paperwork
Aug 21
Alaska Plane Crash Kills All 8 On Board; Military Confirms 'No Survivors' at Remote Radar Site
Aug 21
Study Finds Drier World Also Somehow Sicker World, Because Of Course
Aug 21
Chinese Rocket Company Lands Booster, Promises to Do It Again in Six Months (Because Once Just Isn't Enough)
Aug 21
OpenAI Gains Ground on Anthropic in Business Market, Because Nobody Wins Forever
Aug 21
Study Finds Millennials Still Can't Afford Homes, But Hey, It's Slightly Less Impossible
Aug 21
Panama Canal Slashes Ship Traffic Because the Weather Is Being a Real El Niño About It
Aug 21
Starmer Donates Biography of Himself to Downing Street Library, Because Who Else Would?
Aug 21
Taliban's 'Enslavement System' for Women: A Comprehensive Guide to Oppression
Aug 21
Brooke Shields Stars in Murder Mystery That's Somehow More Believable Than Most Tech News
Aug 21
Genki's New Controller Has a Big Screen, Adjustable Buttons, and a Raspberry Pi Brain
Aug 21
Snake Named Jodie Foster Slithers Into History as First Reptile to Get Human Cancer Treatment
Aug 21
White House Wants 1,000 Launches a Year by 2030, Because 200 Was Just Too Reasonable
Aug 21
Plymouth Brethren Denies Election Shenanigans, Insists Volunteers Just Really Like Democracy
Aug 21
ChatGPT Now Wants to Read Your Texts, Sort Them, and Reply as You
Aug 21
VCs Just Want Founders Who Know Their Own Numbers, Says Guy Who's Raised $1B
Aug 21
Wellness Without Wealth: Experts Reveal Shocking Secret - You Don't Need a £5,000 Retreat
Aug 21
Michael Cohen and Trump Reunite on Radio, Because Apparently Hell Froze Over
Aug 21
Sunderland Prepare for Europa League, Because Apparently XG Was Just a Suggestion
Aug 21
Judge Rules Controversial Oil Pipeline Can Keep Flowing, Because of Course It Can
Aug 21
TUI River Cruises: Where the Air Conditioning Is a Myth and the Toilets Are a Surprise
Aug 21
Google Pixel 11 Review: A Phone So Iterative It Should Come With a Yawn Emoji
Aug 21
Trump Announces 'Most Crushing' Economic Operation Against Iran, and Also the Entire Planet, Probably
Aug 21
Startup's 100-Watt Space Amplifiers Clear Hurdle, Because Space Is Harsh and Data Is Hungry
Aug 21
Fusion Startup Finds Way to Mass-Produce Its Fuel Pellets, Because 'Prototype' Isn't a Business Model
Aug 21
Bernard Matthews Confirms Closure of Derby Factory, Blames Everything Except the Turkeys
Aug 21
Reform Scotland Leader Malcolm Offord: 'I Had Prostate Cancer, But I'm Raring to Go'
Aug 21
White House Wonders: Is Top Aide's Security Clearance a 'Casual Job Perk' or a 'Deadly Serious Issue'?
Aug 20
Government Finally Notices Piles of Garbage, Announces Plans to Maybe Do Something About Them
Aug 20
Infantino's Big Plan to Survive: Attend a Kids' Tournament in the Dominican Republic, Obviously
Aug 20
Grok Suffers Existential Crisis, Responds to Users in Fluent Gibberish
Aug 20
Linkdaze's Smart Calendar: Finally, a Device That Can Tell You Who Forgot to Take Out the Trash
Aug 20
Rocket Lab Launches 9th Satellite for Japanese Radar Company, Because 8 Apparently Wasn't Enough
Aug 20
Zuckerberg Buys Irish Castle, Because Why Not Add a 440-Acre Estate to the Portfolio
Aug 20
Coroner Rules Charity Star's Microlight Crash Death Was 'Accidental', Because Some Things Just Are
Aug 20
U.S. Debt Hits $40 Trillion, Bond Market Yawns, Then Demands More Interest
Aug 20
Fat People Can't Win, Even When They Lose: The Ozempic Judgment Olympics
Aug 20
Wanted: One Scottish Labour Leader. Must Enjoy Long Hours, Complex Trade-offs, and Existential Dread.
Aug 20
Can Lobsters Save the Ocean? Scientists Hope Shellfish and Some Science Can Fix Our Acidic Mess
Aug 20
England and Pakistan Resume Test Match, Rain Delays Provide Ample Time for Philosophical Musings
Aug 20
Grok Exfiltrates User Data When Malicious Instructions Are Encrypted, Because Of Course
Aug 20
Startup Shrinks Nuclear Steam Generator, Because Apparently Size Matters
Aug 20
Schizophrenia's Vanishing Brain Connections Follow a Surprisingly Orderly Path
Aug 20
Lebanon Extradites Assad-Era General to Syria, Proving Old Agreements Never Really Die
Aug 20
Online Support Groups for Anxious Kids: Because the Apocalypse Is a Team Sport
Aug 20
Watchdog Gives Danone's €1bn Huel Takeover the Thumbs Up, Because Apparently Meal Replacement Shakes Aren't a Competition Threat
Aug 20
Satellite Operators Discover Fiber Optics Work Better in Space Too
Aug 20
Corporate Democrats Finally Getting the Bill for Decades of Bad Decisions
Aug 20
‘It Was a Damn Unicorn’: Paul Simon’s Graceland Turns 40, Still Confusing and Delighting
Aug 20
Study Finds Doing Nothing About Wildfires Will Make Them Worse, Which Is Not Exactly Breaking News
Aug 20
Stripe Buys OpenRouter for $7.5B, Denies Singularity Motivations
Aug 20
Australia's Bird Flu Escalation: Over 1,000 Dead Terns and a Penguin of Particular Concern
Aug 20
Brain's Air Traffic Controller Finally Explains How It Juggles All That Info
Aug 20
Russia Reminds Ukraine of Missile Math: 13 Dead, Air Defenses Still Unfunded
Aug 20
OpenAI Accidentally Revokes Security Researchers' Access, Asks Them to Reapply Like It's a DMV Visit
Aug 20
GCSE Results Day: Teens Across UK Await Grades, Because Apparently We Need More Stress
Aug 20
Evergrande Founder Gets Life Sentence, Proving That Borrowing Trillions to Build Things May Have Downsides
Aug 20
Victorian Premier Announces Royal Commission: 'Nothing Is Off Limits,' Except Maybe the Obvious
Aug 20
Climate Change's Plot Twist: Giant Whales Move Into Greenland's Melting Waters, Because Of Course
Aug 20
Larry David Says Ex-Pal Alan Dershowitz 'Made a Deal With the Devil' - And We're Pretty Sure He Means the Literal One
Aug 20
Weekly Jab to Replace Daily Insulin Shots: Because Who Doesn't Love a 86% Reduction in Needles?
Aug 20
Apple's Upgrade Program: A Lease on Life, or Just a Lease on Your Wallet?
Aug 20
Israel Declines to Prosecute Over Aid Worker Deaths; Australia Not Amused, Calls Ambassador
Aug 20
MIT Physicists Watch Electrons Rebuild Themselves Like Tiny Ice Cubes in a Quantum Material
Aug 20
Satellite Data Firm and Consulting Company Team Up to Give Clients a 'Decision Advantage' (Whatever That Means)
Aug 20
17-Year-Old Carer Juggles College, Strokes, and a Side of 'Normal Life' (Results May Vary)
Aug 20
India's Gen Z Spends Like Millennials Never Did, Beauty Market Grows Twice as Fast as GDP
Aug 20
Politicians' Social Media Gamble: From #Milifandom to Prime Ministerial Pub Snack Rankings
Aug 20
Government to Spend Taxpayer Money Cleaning Up Messes It's Pretty Sure It Didn't Make, But Here We Are
Aug 20
Study Finds South Africa Is Lovely All Year, Which Is Terrific News for Your Vacation Planning
Aug 20
OpenAI Unveils Privacy Feature That's Basically a Wiretap That Forgets Everything
Aug 20
Waymo's Cheaper Robotaxi Now Open to All Riders in Three Cities; Tariffs Add a Dash of Irony
Aug 20
Council Flat Window Could Have Had More Safeguards, Inquest Told - You Don't Say
Aug 20
Personalized Vaccine Plus Drug Keeps Melanoma at Bay, Companies Claim (Cautiously)
Aug 20
UN Reports Aid Workers Now Dodging Drones, Because Apparently Wars Weren't Dangerous Enough
Aug 20
China's Reusable Rocket Club Grows: LandSpace Lands It, Making SpaceX's Old News Look Even Older
Aug 19
Target Gets $1bn Refund Check From Uncle Sam, Because Apparently Tariffs Were Just a Suggestion
Aug 19
Democrats Blast Trump's FDA Pick as 'Far-Right Extremist' While Trump Brags About Kim Jong-un Friendship
Aug 19
Otter Spotted in Bronx River for First Time in 100 Years, Because Apparently Clean Water Works
Aug 19
Horse Jumper of Love Reissue Debut Album, Add 20 Bonus Tracks, and Somehow Still Call It a 'Deluxe Edition'
Aug 19
OpenAI Hits the Brakes, Which Is Either Reassuring or Terrifying Depending on How You Look at It
Aug 19
iPad Air M4 Finally Dips Below Its Post-June Price Hike, Because Apparently $649 Is the New Bargain
Aug 19
Ukrainian Man Arrested in Croatia Over Nord Stream Blasts; Second Suspect Brought In
Aug 19
UK Salmonella Outbreak: Eggs Suspected, Panic Not Yet Required
Aug 19
NASA Career Spotlight: Mechanic - The People Who Keep the Machines From Crying
Aug 19
Moog Gives Its Satellite Bus a Gym Membership, Adds High Delta-V for Space Workouts
Aug 19
British Energy Bills Set to Hit Three-Year High; Andy Burnham's Tax Cut Wipes Out Faster Than a British Summer
Aug 19
Judge Lets Trump End Protections for Ethiopians, Because Apparently Ethiopia Is Fine Now
Aug 19
Train Derails on Hottest Day; Investigators Find Track Was Buckled, Shocking Absolutely No One
Aug 19
Geologist Harnesses the Moon for New Album The Sirens, Because Why Not