If you've ever dreamed of ruling over a tiny island populated by Miis of your friends, family, and that one celebrity you're weirdly obsessed with, your moment has arrived - and it's 12% off, because capitalism is nothing if not opportunistic. Woot has Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream for Switch on sale for $52.99, down from its usual $59.95. It's like Animal Crossing, but with more chaos and less debt. You'll build and decorate housing, discover what your virtual minions like and dislike, and watch as they date, argue, or possibly get married in ways that are as touching as they are absurd. This deal is for the region-free international version, so it'll work on any Switch - including the Switch 2, where it loads faster, because even loading screens deserve an upgrade.

Living the Dream, the second game in the series, adds new tools for constructing your island paradise, which players have used to recreate simulacrums of celebrities, fictional characters, and real people in their lives. Once settled, these characters mingle in unpredictable ways, leading to situations that are equal parts heartwarming and hilarious. It's basically a social experiment you can play, minus the ethical concerns.

But wait, there's more! Because why buy one thing when you can buy three? Woot is also offering Apple's one-meter woven USB-C cables in various colors for $14.99 each (originally $19), with extra discounts for buying two or three. They handle 60W of power, enough for iPads and iPhones, and transfer data at USB 2 speeds - which is like saying a horse-drawn carriage is technically a mode of transportation. Use coupon code APPLETEN for an extra 10% off once per account, because who doesn't love a good coupon code?

If your ears are feeling neglected, Amazon has the Marshall Stanmore III speaker on sale for $249.99 (down from $399.99), matching the lowest price we've seen. It offers Bluetooth 5.2, 3.5mm aux, and RCA jacks for your record player - because vinyl is still a thing, apparently. The amp-inspired design will look great on a bookshelf, and bass and treble knobs let you tune your listening experience to your liking, which is more control than most of us have over our lives.

Finally, Life360 Tile Slim trackers are $30 for a pack of two at Amazon, about half off. These credit card-shaped trackers slip into bags or wallets, work with iOS and Android via the Tile app, and even have an SOS feature for emergencies. Because losing your wallet is stressful enough; losing your wallet and your ability to call for help is just rude.