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Jul 24
Madison Square Garden Decides Surveillance Is for Peasants, Not Taylor Swift's Wedding
Jul 24
Andy Burnham's First Day as PM: Working From Northern Branch of No 10, Because Why Commute?
Jul 24
Insurance Startup Corgi Raises Yet Another Round, Because Why Not? Now Valued at $4B
Jul 24
Indian Activist Ends 26-Day Hunger Strike, Government Promises Not to Arrest Anyone (This Time)
Jul 23
Dell Slashes Laptop Price by 50%, Which Is Still More Than We'd Pay at Full Price
Jul 23
Anthropic Updates Claude's Voice Mode, Because Why Should OpenAI Have All the Fun?
Jul 23
Supercooled Kidneys Take a Chill Trip in Pigs, Setting a New Record for Organ Preservation
Jul 23
Britain's Homes Are So Bad at Heat, Even Foil on Windows Is a 'Strategy'
Jul 23
Southport Killer Transferred to Fancy Psychiatric Hospital, Because Apparently Prison Wasn't 'Safe' Enough
Jul 23
Trump Dangles Nuclear Deal, Says Saudis Must First Give Israel a Hug
Jul 23
England Unveils Water Safety Strategy After Drowning Deaths Surge, Because Apparently We Needed a Reminder That Water Is Wet and Dangerous
Jul 23
Lobbying Firm Caught Paying Journalists for 'Totally Independent' Stories, Democracy Unimpressed
Jul 23
Varda CEO Will Bruey: 'We Put the 'Pharma' in 'Pharma-Space'
Jul 23
Fuji Rock 2026: Amazon Brings the Mountain to Your Couch (With or Without Prime)
Jul 23
OpenAI's Attack Agent Did Exactly What It Was Told - Just More Relentlessly Than Expected
Jul 23
Amazon Finally Remembers It Has a Gaming Service, Shoves It Into Prime Video
Jul 23
Study Finds That Eating Better Could Make Farming Less Terrible for Planet
Jul 23
Oil Prices Hit $100, Reminding Everyone That Peace Is Bad for Business
Jul 23
Grief Expert Tells Man to 'Live to Honor His Son,' Forgetting to Mention How
Jul 23
Police Apologise for ‘Missed Opportunity’ to Prevent Synagogue Attack - The Phones Were Right There, Guys
Jul 23
Scientists Infect 5,300 Elms With Deadly Disease in Hope Some Survive to Save the Species
Jul 23
Arizona Voters Tell DCCC ‘No Thanks, We’ll Pick Our Own Doctor’ in House Primary
Jul 23
FDA's Cyclosporiasis Response: A Case Study in How Not to Communicate a Parasite Outbreak
Jul 23
10 Best Meal Delivery Services, Tested by a Former Food Critic Who Got Tired of Eating the Same Thing
Jul 23
Framework's Premium Laptop Now Ships with Less RAM, More 'We're Sorry'
Jul 23
Space Force Chief Nominee Says No to Space Privateers, Probably Disappointing Some 18th Century Ghosts
Jul 23
Brazil's Amazon Deforestation Hits Decade Low, But Experts Say 'Hold Your Celebration'
Jul 23
Government Gives Pubs a 20% Business Rates Break, Because Apparently the 'Devil is in the Detail' and So Is Hope
Jul 23
Scottish Cop Was Actually a Serial Rapist for 14 Years; Colleagues 'Didn't Notice'
Jul 23
Thieves Ruin 16 Tonnes of Food Meant for Needy, Prove There Is No Low They Won't Go
Jul 23
NASA Astronaut Snaps Stunning Panorama of Olympic Peninsula, Reminds Us Mountains Are Just Really Old Ocean Floor
Jul 23
Modi Promises Speedier Justice for Exam Leakers, Youth Protest Movement Unimpressed
Jul 23
Study Finds That Breathing Poor People Air Is Bad for Children's Lungs
Jul 23
Ruby Franke Documentary: When Your ‘Model Family’ YouTube Channel Earns £100k a Month - and Your Son Escapes Emaciated
Jul 23
NASA Joins Genesis Mission: Because 150 Petabytes of Data Won't Analyze Themselves
Jul 23
New to Linux? This 10-Day Checklist Will Help You Not Throw Your Computer Out the Window
Jul 23
UK Airports Raise 'Farewell Fees' by a Third, Because Nothing Says 'Love You' Like a £10 Goodbye
Jul 23
Even Camels Are Over It: Africa's Heat Waves Are Now Too Hot for the Ships of the Desert
Jul 23
FCC Clears More C-Band for 5G, Promises to Streamline Satellite Licensing - Eventually
Jul 23
‘I Am a Bookstore Employee’: Hong Kong Raids Spark T-Shirt Rebellion and Book Bonanza in Taiwan
Jul 23
Ferns: Nature's Kindling? Ancient Plants Turned Triassic Europe Into a 300,000-Year Barbecue
Jul 23
Smithsonian Director Endures Congressional Patriotism Pop Quiz, Somehow Passes Without Actually Answering Anything
Jul 23
NHS Finally Decides to Help People Walk, Because That’s Apparently Controversial
Jul 23
Lego Donkey Kong Arcade Set: Now With Endless Barrels and Miyamoto's Seal of Approval
Jul 23
China's Censors Tried to Bury a Dog-Killing Video. They Forgot Animal Lovers Have Billboards.
Jul 23
Meta Dodges Another Social Media Addiction Bullet, Teen Plaintiff Decides Therapy Beats Testimony
Jul 23
Ex-Water Boss Charged With Allegedly Faking Tests to Avoid £45m Penalties - Just a 'Historic' Oopsie, Says Company
Jul 23
Tesla's Revenue Bounces Back, But Profits Still Look Like They've Seen Better Days (and So Has Elon's Approval Rating)
Jul 23
Toddler Learns Life's Harshest Lesson: Always Check Under the Amazon Package
Jul 23
China's Secret Satellite Takes the Scenic Route to Spy on Geostationary Traffic
Jul 23
Hyundai Insists Its Humanoid Robot Plans Have Nothing to Do With Those Striking Workers, Wink Wink
Jul 23
Trump Administration's Iran War: 20 Weeks of Losing and Lying, Says Atlantic
Jul 22
Hundreds of Rugby Players Staring Into the Precipice, Which Is Roughly Where the Ball Usually Goes Anyway
Jul 22
SoundCloud Acquires Dead Decentralized Music Platform, Promises to Keep Its Ghost Alive
Jul 22
Japan Invents Human Fridge Because Climate Action Is Hard
Jul 22
Travis Kalanick's Robotics Company Raises $1.7B, Because Nothing Says 'New Leaf' Like a16z and Uber's Money
Jul 22
Norwegian Physicists Ask: What If You Chop a Photon in Half? The Answer Is a Rainbow.
Jul 22
Lloyd's of London Finds Ex-Boss's 'Close' Relationship Was a Bit Too Cozy for Compliance
Jul 22
NASA’s Juno Takes Jupiter’s Moon Io’s Temperature, Finds It’s Still Volcanically Unstable
Jul 22
Two Russians Discover That Angolan Prisons Are Also a Thing, Get 11 and 8 Years for Alleged Meddling
Jul 22
France Reports 5,764 Excess Deaths During June Heatwave, Because Summer Is Trying to Kill Us
Jul 22
Lobbying Firm Offers Cash for Flattering News Coverage, Because Why Bother With Advertorials?
Jul 22
12-Year-Old War Casualty Recovers in Hospital: Photographer Captures the Absurdity of Childhood Amid Horror
Jul 22
Tour de France Stage 17: Breakaway Drama, Stomach Bugs, and a Very Scenic Lake
Jul 22
Colorectal Cancer Is Now the #1 Cancer Killer of Under-50s, So Here Are the Warning Signs You Shouldn't Ignore
Jul 22
Samsung Galaxy Z Flip 8: The Least Exciting Foldable, Now With a Bigger Battery and Same Old Camera
Jul 22
Lab-Grown Mini Brains Could Finally Tell Us Which Alzheimer's Drugs Work (and Which Don't)
Jul 22
Woman's 4-Hour Bus Commute Will Get Slightly Cheaper; Nation Celebrates Mediocrity
Jul 22
Astronomers Finally Find That Thing Everyone Was Looking For: A Rocky Exoplanet With an Atmosphere
Jul 22
Relativity Space to Build Another Rocket Factory, Because One Coast Wasn't Enough
Jul 22
India's Gen Z Launches Cockroach-Themed Education Protest, Because Why Not
Jul 22
Maine Democrats Hold the Least Chaotic Chaos Possible, Still Manage to Feel Good About It
Jul 22
Utah Voters to Politicians: We Actually Like Our National Monuments, Thanks
Jul 22
Pit Diapers and Public Urination: The Unhinged Subculture of Concert Front-Row Fandom
Jul 22
Global Hunger Declines for Third Year, Because Apparently We Can Do Things When We Try
Jul 22
Google Messages Finally Lets You Spruce Up Chats So You Don't Embarrass Yourself Again
Jul 22
Jersey Minister Calls Removing Tax on Period Products 'Pointless' - Says Freebies Are Good Enough
Jul 22
Andy Burnham Caps Bus Fares at £2, Because Apparently Riding the Bus Shouldn't Require a Second Mortgage
Jul 22
Commercial Space Federation Adds Three New Members Who Really, Really Like the Idea of Space Energy
Jul 22
Magic Mushrooms Leave Brain Looking Different a Month Later, Scientists Say
Jul 22
1952 Plane Crash That Gave Us Those Pre-Flight Safety Briefings Finally Found at Bottom of Ocean
Jul 22
Zelensky Sacks Top General After Protests: Ukraine's Military Drama Continues
Jul 22
Canada's Wildfires Give North America a Smoky Makeover Nobody Asked For
Jul 22
Cornish Shed Artist Kept Breathtaking Sculptures a Secret for 60 Years - Only 20 People Ever Saw Them
Jul 22
Study Finds People Need Money to Buy Things; 7.4 Million Households Struggle to Afford the Obvious
Jul 22
Researchers Build Programmable Chip That Finally Lets Light Take a Breather
Jul 22
Dimension Capital Raises $800M Fund, Proving That Mixing Science and Money Is Surprisingly Lucrative
Jul 22
AHA Gives Coffee a Heart-Healthy Pass, Energy Drinks a Side-Eye
Jul 22
Naked Mole-Rat Queen Uses Chemical Weapon to Keep Subjects Sexually Repressed
Jul 22
Zenno Astronautics Plays the Hits, Relocates to U.S. for Better Funding and Weather
Jul 22
OpenAI's AI Models Go Rogue, Hack Hugging Face in Cybersecurity Test Gone Wrong
Jul 22
NSW Premier Warns Labor Must 'Fight for Votes' as One Nation Surges; Also, Phone Alert Test May Reveal Your Secret Phone
Jul 22
Chelsea Wolfe Announces New Album 'The Dark' and Tour Because Apparently She's Not Busy Enough
Jul 22
Burnham's First Cabinet Meeting: 'Cost of Living Government' Sounds Great, But Who's Paying for It?
Jul 22
UN Experts to M23: 'Please Stop the Rapes, Gang Rapes, and General Reign of Terror, K Thx'
Jul 22
System76's New Thelio Mira Is the Linux Desktop of My Dreams, and I'm Not Even Sorry
Jul 22
Man Loses 100+ Pounds for an 80-Mile Hike, Thanks Gadgets (and a Little Help from a GLP-1 Drug)
Jul 22
Liverpool's Owners Find Someone Willing to Pay £1.35bn for Just 30% of the Club
Jul 22
US-India Satellite Spots 'Hummingbird' in Antarctica, Because Even Glaciers Need a Little Whimsy
Jul 22
Northrop Grumman Takes Another $91 Million Hit on Vulcan Rocket Boosters, Suggests Fixes Won't Arrive Until Year's End