Celtic's Camilo Durán continued his one-man highlight reel, scoring a screamer in a 3-0 win over Aberdeen, while Rangers squeezed past Falkirk 2-1, because apparently Scottish football can't have a quiet Wednesday.

Durán, who's now got six goals in five matches since joining from Qarabag, decided to add another stunner to his portfolio in the 14th minute. He collected Benjamin Nygren's pass and unleashed a long-range missile that ricocheted in off the crossbar. Because why score normally when you can score spectacularly? Nygren and Yang Hyun-jun also got in on the act, ensuring the game was effectively over by halftime.

Celtic's title defence is off to a perfect start with four straight wins, which is a nice consolation for that humiliating Champions League exit to Lask. The night was also emotional for Celtic legend Kenny Dalglish, who received a warm ovation before kickoff. Dalglish, 75, began his iconic career at Celtic before moving to Liverpool in 1977, and revealed earlier this year he's undergoing cancer treatment. Because even legends have tough battles off the pitch.

Celtic sit two points clear of St Mirren, who managed their first win at Kilmarnock's Rugby Park in 13 years. Fraser Taylor's third-minute goal was his first for the club, because why not make history with a debut strike?

Meanwhile, Rangers' Lawrence Shankland scored twice to ease the pressure on manager Derek McInnes, who watched from the stands while serving the first of a two-match touchline ban (reduced from four, because apparently the Scottish FA has a heart). Shankland fired Rangers ahead in the seventh minute, but Kosta Nedeljkovic, making his first start since joining on loan from Aston Villa, decided to help Falkirk by turning an Ethan Ross cross into his own net. Shankland, however, curled in a winner after 79 minutes, proving that he's not just a penalty-box poacher.

Elsewhere, Motherwell are third after a 3-0 win over Dundee United, with Seb Palmer-Houlden, Alex Lowry, and Dylan Levitt all scoring their first goals for the club. And in the Tayside derby, St Johnstone snatched a 1-1 draw with Dundee, with Josh Fowler equalising in the 90th minute after Charlie Reilly thought he'd won it in the 87th. Because football loves a late twist.