The Guardian
Pauline Hanson wants Australians to raid their retirement savings for groceries, while the PM talks guns. Priorities, people.
SpaceNews
Bulgaria, tired of being a tech consumer, decides to build a space hub at an old air base - because who needs a national space agency when you have ambition?
Ars Technica
Disney's D23 fan event dropped a mountain of reveals, from VisionQuest to Ahsoka S2, and we've got the sassy recap.
TechCrunch
A woman claims her stepfather used Grok to create 7,000 explicit images from her childhood photo, joining a lawsuit against xAI that alleges the chatbot lacks basic safeguards.
BBC World
Hawaii prepares for a hurricane direct hit for the first time since 1992, because why not add 'hurricane dodging' to its list of extreme sports?
UN News
England's heat warnings are being read, understood, and then promptly ignored by 41% of adults - because why worry about heat when it's 'just good weather'?
The Verge
Elektron's budget Model:Samples and Model:Cycles are overlooked gems - cheap, fun, and surprisingly powerful for beginners and pros alike.
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