BBC Business
Gatwick Airport Reminds Everyone That Toilets Are Not, In Fact, Optional
Gatwick Airport's water supply has gone on strike, leaving toilets dry, restaurants dark, and passengers clutching bottled water like it's the apocalypse.
2026-07-26
BBC Business
2026-07-19
BBC Business
South East Water Serves Up Second Day of Thirsty Silence, Customers Not Amused
South East Water leaves thousands in Kent dry for a second day, offering apologies and bottled water stations instead of, you know, actual water.
2026-05-08
BBC Business
South East Water Chief Finally Does the One Thing That Actually Works: Quit
David Hinton quits after his water company left tens of thousands dry last winter; MPs applaud the timing, just in time to bury the news under local election results.
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