The Verge
SpaceX Reportedly Eyes 80,000 Cell Towers to Become Your New Least Favorite Carrier
SpaceX wants to beam you a cell signal via 80,000 towers, because launching rockets and ruining stargazing just wasn't enough.
2026-10-23
The Verge
2026-08-05
The Verge
SpaceX Declares War on Your Phone Bill, Promises to Steal T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon Customers
SpaceX wants to be your phone carrier now, using satellites and Starlink dishes duct-taped into cell towers. T-Mobile, AT&T, and Verizon, beware.
2026-05-16
SpaceNews
AT&T, T-Mobile, and Verizon Propose a Joint Venture; Starlink Responds With the Confidence of Someone Who Just Remembered They Have Actual Satellites
America's three biggest carriers decide to share their satellite-spectrum toys, Starlink calls them Goliath, and analysts nod thoughtfully while noting nobody has any idea if this will actually work.
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